Boomer Twilight

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Sir Dingle Foot

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I have an obsession with Sir Dingle Foot. You probably haven’t heard of him, but he was a member of Britain’s Parliament who died in Hong Kong choking on a sandwich.

The way he died is not my obsession. It’s his name. Who names a kid Dingle? Foot is the family name. I get that. But why Dingle for the first name?

Was the plan to torture him for the rest of his life? They had to have a reason. “Dingle.” Are you kidding me? It’s like they are messing with people.

Can you imagine the abuse in school when his name is called? Dingleberry is probably the most often slight from classmates.

Sorry, Dingle.  Choking on a sandwich was a good way out.

With love,

Bake My Fish

Written by Bake My Fish

January 9, 2019 at 11:42 pm

Posted in Humor

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